Ask clearly what info you want ? |
Ask clearly what info you want ?
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I was a patient in ER. The Dr. was attempting to get info from the patient in the bed beside me.

MD. "Hello, I'm Dr."
PT. No response.
MD. "Your blood is very low. Do you have any pain?"
PT. "No."
MD. "Have you been throwing up?"
PT. "No."
MD. "Are your bowels regular?"
PT. "Yes"
MD. "Is your stool brown?"
PT. "No."
MD. "Is your stool black?"
PT. "No."
MD. "I'll have to run some more tests.

As the MD is leaving the curtained area, the PT yells out, "Hey Doc, it's bloody red!!!"

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